so in foods class today, my smartass teacher is trying to make herself look better than all of us again and she asks if anyone speaks french in the class. i do, but i didn’t say anything. then she starts spewing stuff out in french like she’s so cool, but it was all wrong and in a horrible accent and im just thinking about how stupid she sounds right now. AND THEN she’s like “nihongo wakarimashita” or some shit like that and asks what language that is. so i tell her it’s japanese of course and then she’s like “kore wa ringo desu” and before i can even say anything she starts fucking giving us a life explanation of japanese and french as if she’s some fantasy half french half japanese child who lived in fucking tokyo until she was 15 and she’s just standing there showing off her language skills and im just like 
bitch stfu we all know you have posters of naruto porn on your wall
got home from school a little after 5 b/c of my act class and now i have a shit ton of homework plus my history teacher decided to give us a paper to write for hw (ass). i’ve been home for about 30 minutes, but i still don’t want to start my hw. im exhausted
they found a woman’s stabbed body near the train station yesterday. not funny, i kno but lmao, my friend (who had no clue what the hell was going on) was smoking a blunt in his car near the train station and all of sudden he looks out his window b/c of a commotion and he sees a huge group of state marshals so he’s like WAAAAHT the fuck r u serious my car is fucking hotboxed right now. they walk up to his car and they’re like “sir, we know you’re doing something questionable right now, but this is not the time to be caring about that, so please leave the premises”. good
my dad told me this story that when he was around 22, he woke up in the middle of the night and the devil was at the end of his bed and was singing (or it was stuck in my dad’s head—he can’t remember) “where do we go now” chorus of a song by guns n roses. so, my dad held up a bible he had on his nightstand (some guy he was training at work gave it to him) and the devil disappeared. at first i laughed and was like shut up dad, but then he looked like he was serious and so i was like you were high or something and he said no he wasn’t. he said it scared him shitless and he couldn’t listen to that song for a really long time and he still can’t listen to it without thinking about that time. he said it didn’t really have a face and he felt uncomfortable and scared explaining its figure, so he wouldn’t really. he began to, but then he stopped.
VERY FUNNY DAD IDC IF YOU’RE TELLING THE TRUTH OR MAKING FUN OF ME, BUT NOW IM GOING TO GET GREAT SLEEP TONIGHT THANKS
awesome i got my algebra II grade back up to a C, so now my grades spell caaabaa again
hopefully i can keep it this way until the end of may, too
or maybe so it spells baaabaa instead (won’t happen)!
foods is the dumbest class i have ever taken. it sounds nice, right? you think you just eat food, right? WRONG its just a bunch of bullshit book work with a snarky cunt for a teacher. this monday i think we’re learning how to separate the yolk from the egg whites. that will be the first time we’re in the kitchen and i’ve been in this class for nearly 3 months already
