killed a nasty spider cuz my sister said she’d make me cookies

she’s not fucking making me cookies

well guess who’s going to spit on your bed

mangakap:



I’VE ONLY READ TWO CHAPTERS AND I’M TEARING UP… SO MUCH FEELING!       // Orange~ chpt 1

basedgosh:

which horny geologist named this mineral

aquiladafirenze:

cannibal-crunch:

ber-the-conquewor:

DYLAN.
I FUCKING MISSED MASTER CHIEF IN A FUCKING TUTU.
WHAT THE FUCK.

good

Did you hear that? It was the sound of thousands of Halo fanboys screaming in terror and then suddenly being silenced.

why do i still go on this stupid animal crossing forum

everyone is a faggot and it’s annoying

golden bomber is my new favorite

when i was younger i was in the hospital for some time and one day my parents took me out to mcdonalds in my wheelchair and i remember sitting there eating my chicken nuggets in my wheelchair feeling AWESOME when this fucking old man walks by, stops, and smiles and waves at me out of pity, so i flicked him off

tlyudacris:

hahah hahe smoke manga read weed all day